Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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