Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Shame is for Republicans.
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