Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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