Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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