4 words: hood of his car
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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