her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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