How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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