The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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