No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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