it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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