If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We're using joints as your birthday candles
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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