And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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