do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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