I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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