are you still at the devil's house?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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