Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
why is half of my head shaved?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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