scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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