I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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