my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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