ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He shit in the fireplace
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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