i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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