and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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