i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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