Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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