just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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