with your own penis?
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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