Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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