Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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