i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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