I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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