I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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