I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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