I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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