i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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