This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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