How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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