Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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