Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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