What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i now understand why vodka
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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