I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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