she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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