wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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