You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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