check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
my poor anus
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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