kristin has been a bad kristin
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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