doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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