go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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