ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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