My pussy is not your playground.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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