I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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